We are the Cult's Creators
We make things, We build things, We draw things, We just out here existing... barely
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David
“What do you call it when a group of apes start a business?” “Monkey Business” or in our case a cult…While this dad joke was brought to you by Google, it’s exactly the type of thing you would expect to come from this Cult Creator.
David brings graphic design and our apparel side to life and is always looking for us to kick him out with his next dad joke or pun. He has 5+ years in graphic design and apparel printing and holds plenty of experience in every facet of our cult. His humor holds no bounds and his passion to bring high quality graphics and prints to life is limitless. His BAH-ston accent may be thick, but he knows what he’s talking bout…even if we don’t!
David is likely building a new cosplay to hide his real identity as the web-slinger (shhhh…that’s a secret), making sure everyone gets a plate or their serving of the kool-aid, enjoying Cult shenanigans, leaving the room he just walked into to escape the cackling (still think we’re kidding?), and constantly cracking a dad joke. -
Hunter
As Weird Al Yankovich once said “White and Nerdy”…that’s is all…
JK! Hunter is the Cult Creator keeping all the things running. From concept to action he has thought through everything and is ten plans ahead of everyone else. Seriously his brain may be a scary place but we wouldn’t be here without him.
He has 10+ years in the I.T. field and has been 3D printing longer. He has experience in everything this little cult has to offer and more. Too smart for his own good, and a king of dark humor, he will have you crying, he will have you laughing, he will have you crying laughing with his amazing designs and artwork no matter the medium.
Hunter is likely found in the background rolling his eyes at Alley and Jess’s ear piercing cackles or David’s dad jokes, drawing/designing, ending friendships in card games, and causing chaos in game nights.
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Jess
Drawing is the game and Jess is the name!
Jess brings color to our cult through her creativity and her personality. She showcases her talent through drawing designs, logos and more. She brings love and passion to everything she does making it shine. Jess brings all things funny, punny, nerdy, dark humor-y to life. Cause hey if you don’t laugh you’ll cry sometimes.
You’ll find Jess laughing at inside jokes, saying words wrong/making up sayings that you will inevitably start saying (The Jess Dictionary coming soon), snuggling a cat, or drawing when it’s her turn in the game, and did we mention she and Alley cackle constantly? Like seriously all the time. -
Alley
Alley is the cult member with all the words…seriously she never shuts up…
She is in the final stretch of receiving her Bachelor degree in Strategic Communications from Liberty University and finds her creativity through writing. Her passion is her people and spending time with those who mean the most to her and creating a CULTure that thrives on positivity and togetherness.
You’ll most often find her talking at inhuman volumes, complaining about why she decided to build yet another complicated cosplay, or endlessly cackling with Jess during game nights. -
Poppy
Meow meow meow meow meow meow. Pregnant Meow.